Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Guess who's coming to dinner?


I'm a guest blogger over at the awesome Mayoress blog (thanks Hayley!) for the month of December. Check it out, I'll be trying my best to keep up with the uber hot, talented and funny Mayorettes...they're kind of like Smurfette, but not blue, and they're also not tiny imaginary woodland creatures and have way more outfits. What's up with having a wardrobe that consists of just one white dress anyway? Especially when you're always getting hot and dirty and sweaty with Gargamel chasing after you. Not to mention you are the only chick in the whole village. Actually, maybe that's it? You don't need to put in so much effort when you have no competition or other ladies to show off to, right?

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Chuck's Life Less Serious Champion Challenge

I almost always keep a stash of Chupa Chups in my bag to satisfy my desire for sweet, sweet sucrose. You can imagine, then, that I was pretty excited to be asked to participate in the Chupa Chups champion challenge and show my love for the world's greatest lollipop to the whole of the interwebz.



Check out more of Chuck at Life Less Serious



Now go and get Chucked.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Jerry SPRINGer



I'm as as sweaty as a nymphomaniac after a 10 hour sex session in a sauna but all I've done is step outside for 5 minutes.

Here come summer.